Golden Globe Thoughts
Was it me, or did everyone look like they just ran into Walmart for an outfit on the way to the show? Very few highlights, and a lot of lowlights. Perfect for yours truly. Thank God I have today off so I can blog away.
I believe Jennifer Garner was wearing my home ec project from high school. All she needed was the disco ball and the fog machine to make it complete
The only saving grace: the adulterers. Apparently bad karma hasn't hit them yet because they look awesome. Just keep producing children and sell them on e-bay for charity.
Bought this at Bed, Bath & Beyond. Yet I would still kill to look like this. And she's 40! How do say built like a brick shthouse in Spanish?
Sienna Miller: can joust while saving Camelot and milk a cow at the same time.
Meryl Streep: Unfortunately "The Devil Wears Prada" a distant memory. Had an extension put into Keira Knightley's "Pride and Prejudice" dress.
Beyonce: If they revive "Dance Fever", she is ready
Edie Falco: looks like she's trying to hide a hernia. The hair is every girl in my seventh grade class.
Helen Mirren: the rule is no cleavage if you are called "Grandma", but she can violate it. The "Prime Suspect" must be a built-in underwire.
Eva Longoria: one of the few reasons I didn't have to cover my eyes
Cameron Diaz: absolutely worst dressed, with plenty of competition. Wearing the "Project Runway" coffee filter project. (credit to Pat). Justin Timberlake is saying, "Whoo, dodged that bullet!"
Drew Barrymore: E.T. phone home! Gorgeous!
Julie Louis Dreyfus: condiment for a Fenway Frank
Tina Fey: without the cleavage, would be singing "Climb Every Mountain" at the abbey
The Japanese star of "Babel": a fembot from Austin Powers (thanks Pat). Can dust your table as she walks by. Understands e=mc 2, but has no fashion sense
Cate Blanchett: ran into a lawn mower on her way to the show.
Vanessa Williams: explosion at the Salvation Army. It's freaking L.A. and you need a fur?
Hair by Toni Home Perm.
Hugh Grant: use some Vitalis. Alec Baldwin: use less Vitalis. If you had to pick, would you go with the chiapet or the gladiator?
I believe Jennifer Garner was wearing my home ec project from high school. All she needed was the disco ball and the fog machine to make it complete
The only saving grace: the adulterers. Apparently bad karma hasn't hit them yet because they look awesome. Just keep producing children and sell them on e-bay for charity.
Bought this at Bed, Bath & Beyond. Yet I would still kill to look like this. And she's 40! How do say built like a brick shthouse in Spanish?
Sienna Miller: can joust while saving Camelot and milk a cow at the same time.
Meryl Streep: Unfortunately "The Devil Wears Prada" a distant memory. Had an extension put into Keira Knightley's "Pride and Prejudice" dress.
Beyonce: If they revive "Dance Fever", she is ready
Edie Falco: looks like she's trying to hide a hernia. The hair is every girl in my seventh grade class.
Helen Mirren: the rule is no cleavage if you are called "Grandma", but she can violate it. The "Prime Suspect" must be a built-in underwire.
Eva Longoria: one of the few reasons I didn't have to cover my eyes
Cameron Diaz: absolutely worst dressed, with plenty of competition. Wearing the "Project Runway" coffee filter project. (credit to Pat). Justin Timberlake is saying, "Whoo, dodged that bullet!"
Drew Barrymore: E.T. phone home! Gorgeous!
Julie Louis Dreyfus: condiment for a Fenway Frank
Tina Fey: without the cleavage, would be singing "Climb Every Mountain" at the abbey
The Japanese star of "Babel": a fembot from Austin Powers (thanks Pat). Can dust your table as she walks by. Understands e=mc 2, but has no fashion sense
Cate Blanchett: ran into a lawn mower on her way to the show.
Vanessa Williams: explosion at the Salvation Army. It's freaking L.A. and you need a fur?
Hair by Toni Home Perm.
Hugh Grant: use some Vitalis. Alec Baldwin: use less Vitalis. If you had to pick, would you go with the chiapet or the gladiator?
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