Emmy Thoughts
Emmy Thoughts
1. Apparently most of the women at the awards heard about the woman in
2. Kate Jackson apparently went to Kenny Rogers’s plastic surgeon. They can both cry out of their forehead now.
3. The over 40 women stole the show. Helen Mirren, Heather Locklear and Jean Smart looked fantastic.
4. Simon Cowell looked like he went to Supercuts and asked for the soccer team hazing haircut. And he really need a huge gold “S” on a chain to go with the open shirt.
5. The “I just got off a motorcycle” hair was back. Felicity Huffman asked her limo driver to stop off at Walgreen’s for a scrunchie.
6. Why is the gorgeous Evangeline Lilly from “Lost” dating the hobbit?
7. Sandra Oh must be dating P. Diddy and he lent her all his bling. The guy behind her must have been the Brinks guard. And her dress looked like a get well bouquet.
8. Jennifer Love Hewitt must be replacing Debbie Reynolds in
9. Did Jeremy Piven just ride in from a polo match with Prince Charles? Did he get the ascot at a consignment shop?
10. It’s nice to see women packing some extra pounds. The scrawny look is even out for Calista Flockhart. Mariska Hargitay, Debra Messing, and Megan Mullaly are size 8’s now. The horror!
Top Ten Paula Abdul Excuses for Acting Drunk at the Emmys
- Practicing if she ever gets offered the role of Judy Garland
- Had an Ambien blackout
- Simon Cowell slipped her a mickey
- Those red pills and blue pills all look the same
- She’s still devastated over
- If they are going to continue to make fun of my fashion sense, at least I want to be loaded and not realize it
- Her hair dresser used too much hairspray and she sniffed it
- It’s no fun leaving obscene voice mails for Idol contestants when straight
- When I’m loaded Ryan Seacrest looks like George Clooney
- Dolce & Gabbana wanted to make sure their gown got noticed
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